You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Are we still banned from the library?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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