What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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