Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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