Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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