hell yes lets make some ravioli
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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