i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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