i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Vodka?
Forever.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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