her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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