Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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