No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Will exercising make me less horny?
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