Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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