Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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