Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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