Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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