Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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