I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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