butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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