That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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