I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
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