I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Randomize
