i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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