I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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