just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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