I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
I think my fart just growled at me.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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