We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Randomize
