I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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