he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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