He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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