did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
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