quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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