Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Did you pee in the oven last night??
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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