She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
