Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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