Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
My life is pants optional.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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