Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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