Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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