Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize