is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
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