did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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