were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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