it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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