Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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