question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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