i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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