He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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