So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
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he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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