For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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