They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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