Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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