On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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