That's intense
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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