that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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