There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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