never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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