My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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