She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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