Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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