:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Randomize
