It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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