But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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