Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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