i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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