After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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